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08 December 2007 @ 11:55 am
On Thin Ice PICSPAM Part 1  
Hopefully, mseaterfan will upload Mike's clips from this movie soon. In the meantime, I decided to make a picspam over Mike's role, because it's just so good. Mike's terrific with dramatic roles.




Meet Jason McCartle. He's the oldest of Patsy's sons in this film. We first see him in bed, woken up by his mother who is play wrestling with his younger brother Kevin. The heat's been turned off since Patsy couldn't pay the bill on time. Jason raises the issue, and Patsy tells him to warm up by practicing some basketball before school.



Jason has a love for basketball.  But he also has a love for girls.  After shooting a few hoops (against his mother), he sees a pretty blond in the distance.  She's obviously interested (as is he), and he asks if his mom can cover his newspaper route that evening since he'll be at practice and hooking up with the pretty blond afterwards.  She agrees (although she thinks the girl's a little too rich for Jason), and he saunters over to the girl.  The girl disappears afterwards for some unknown reason. 





Apparently Patsy can't remember her conversations very well.  After finishing the paper route, she's furious at Jason for skipping out even though he had given her notice that morning.  Jason's confused over her yelling and simply asks "What the hell's the matter with you?"  Of course, teenage boys aren't supposed to curse in front of their parents, so this ignites a fight between the two.  This will occur a few more times in the film.  However, the fight does end when Patsy realizes she forgot their morning conversation.  It's also forgotten whenever Kevin has an asthma attack (one of many).  The inhaler doesn't work and they end up toting him to the hospital. 



Fast forward a few days.  Jason learns he has made the basketball team, and due to financial worries, Patsy has agreed to start dealing drugs.  Of course, she hides this fact from her kids.  When she surprises them with new shoes, she reveals she has a new job.  Jason's nosy and starts to ask numerous questions.  Patsy stumbles through her words and ends up telling them she's working for a computer company.  They seem to buy the story for now.  Jason also decides to ditch the orange hat because it hides his beautiful eyes too much.  Not really, but the hat disappears.




The day of Jason's first basketball game arrives.  He's hoping his mom will attend,  but a delivery needs to be made.  She apologizes profusely and tells him she'll see him at halftime.  This never happens....because she gets high with her customer.  Isn't she a great parent?




Jason's tired of the crap.  He knows something is up, but he can't quite figure it out yet.  He notices his mom is always coming in late, and he's slowly becoming the parent in the household.  Even though he's made the basketball team, he's had to miss practices due to babysitting Kevin.  Patsy is also becoming more and more distant.  She's edgy and ignores Jason's justified complaints.  As he leaves the room, he tells her he might as well quit the team.  Patsy doesn't listen though because she's craving drugs.





Let's take a moment to savor Mike's cuteness. 

OK. After Patsy deals a few drugs, she returns home to apartment to see a note.  Jason has rushed Kevin to the hospital again.  Afterwards, we see a few scenes of a worried Jason who is anxiously waiting for his mother's arrival.  So. Very. Cute.  When Patsy finally arrives, she learns that Kevin is stable.  However, she can't understand why Jason, a young teenager, wasn't able to fulfill a prescription.  As I've said before, Patsy is turning out to be a bad parent.  She and Jason argue ... yet again .... and finally meet up with Kevin in his room.




Patsy's relationship with her son is becoming more rocky.  Words such as "I love you" at bedtime are gone.  Also, Jason is now acting as the father figure for Kevin.  Grocery shopping, cooking, laundry, etc.....is all his responsibility now that Patsy is dealing and doing drugs. 





The stress of his new responsibilities is starting to take its toll on Jason.  He's trying to cook dinner on the few bucks his mom gives him, and to say the least, it's proving to be incredibly difficult.  Kevin still sees Jason as a brother, so he does not respect his authority.  Jason's annoyed and calls his brother an ass.  Patsy comes in and demands to know where her money is.  She claims she gave Jason 50 dollars for the groceries yesterday.  Jason corrects her and says they received 20 dollars for groceries a week ago.  They haven't even seen her in three days!  So starts another fight!  A small fire interrupts the argument, but Jason's determined to get his mother to see her wrongdoings.  I particularly love when he shoves the pot of cooked meat at her and asks if she's hungry.  Annoyed, Patsy states they're going out for burgers and says that won't be enough for "Mr. 3-point shooter."  If she was around.....she'd realize that Jason has quit the team in order to become the parent.

Patsy = Horrible Parent.





Before they get those tasty hamburgers though, Patsy has to get some more money from her dealership.  Jason's curious now.  He knows something is clearly wrong, and starts to snoop.  As he peeks in the windows, he learns the truth.  His mother is a drug dealer.  Desperate to keep Kevin safe, they grab a bus ticket for Chicago.  (Jason lies and tells the ticket guy his mother will pay for the trip when they arrive.)  I'm assuming they have family in Chicago.  It's never explained,  but let's continue on.







They have no such luck in escaping.  Patsy spots them entering the bus and rushes in.  Jason's determined to escape her problems, but it only leads to another argument.  He calls her a drug dealer, and she denies it.  As she says, "I am your mother!"  Jason then gives the final blow: "My mother would never lie!"  Well, wouldn't you know it.  She slaps him!  NOBODY is allowed to slap Mike....definitely when he's playing the character of good-hearted Jason.  That's just wrong.  The slap has now made him scared and he finds it hard to even look his mother in the eye.

Will this change Patsy?  Find out in Part 2 which should come sometime later this week.
 
 
( 11 comments — Post a new comment )
[info]reichell on December 8th, 2007 08:02 pm (UTC)
Thanks for doing this. I've never seen On Thin Ice, and this is just as good as watching it.
iinfidi[info]iinfidi on December 8th, 2007 11:58 pm (UTC)
WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CAN"T BITCH SLAP THE SEXY!?!?!
That is a major no, no. You do not BITCH SLAP the sexy. It isn't right, it isn't good for the soul!


Someone needs to get him laid. ASAP. We need a voulnteer!!!

*raises hand*

I'll get this job done.
elvenfrolover05: Tease Credit: Seater-Online.com[info]elvenfrolover05 on December 9th, 2007 05:48 am (UTC)
Re: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CAN"T BITCH SLAP THE SEXY!?!?!
You should have heard me when I first saw this scene! I kept saying "Oh you did not do that! Bitch."

I think many of us would love to "play" with Mike.

But I've always had a love for crazy, skinny guys with beautiful eyes and hair. Never went for those "beefcakes."
elvenfrolover05: geek love[info]elvenfrolover05 on December 9th, 2007 05:45 am (UTC)
It's a wonderful little movie. When I found the download (which takes insanely long to finish), I was all sorts of happy!
[info]reichell on December 9th, 2007 01:23 pm (UTC)
:O If you don't mind me asking, where did you get it from? I've been looking for it forever! I felt really happy when Cyber Seduction:His Secret Life came on Lifetime. I missed it when it aired, and it took a whole year for them to air it again. It was so worth watching for the lols. If you haven't seen it, which I totally recommend you do, it's on Youtube. Mike's in it briefly.
elvenfrolover05: Annoy - Dasey[info]elvenfrolover05 on December 9th, 2007 03:34 pm (UTC)
Well the download is actually a torrent. If you search "On Thin Ice" "torrent," you should be able to find it.

It took me roughly two weeks to download though. If you wait just a little longer, mseaterfan should have it on YouTube. Last I heard, she was nearing the end of the download.

And I have seen "Cyber Seduction." I'm so glad Mike had a very small role in that movie, because the movie as a whole was lol-worthy.
Stephanie: Derek is better than you[info]jannika on December 9th, 2007 05:19 am (UTC)
awww it's like a little sad angsty super cute Mike bedtime story.

Thank you for posting. This makes my shit day so much better.

I just want to hug him. I need to track this movie down now.

Thank you again.

Picspams make life better.
elvenfrolover05[info]elvenfrolover05 on December 9th, 2007 05:54 am (UTC)
Glad I brightened your day! Honestly, you're the one who inspired me to make a picspam. I enjoyed your ReGenesis ones so much, that I couldn't stop myself from making one for this movie.

And for a future reference...there's a sad scene in Part 2 in which the camera pans down Mike's body. It took all my willpower not to think of "bow chicka bow wow" (you get the idea) music when that shot occurred.

But yes, he's all sorts of huggable in this movie. You feel sorry for him because he's really is a good kid.

And, damn Mike can act. He easily holds his own against Diane Keaton! I think he even outdoes her during some scenes. (One of them is in Part 2. His voice just cracks, and he's simply heartbroken.)
Fran[info]fadedpink86 on December 31st, 2007 03:22 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAA

"And for a future reference...there's a sad scene in Part 2 in which the camera pans down Mike's body. It took all my willpower not to think of "bow chicka bow wow" (you get the idea) music when that shot occurred"

Fucken oath mate!! if he was abit older in that movie. "play" O u have a mind like mine but i already knew.
It would just be too much if he used lynx haaaa the lynx effect bow chikaaa waaaa waaw, he's wayyy too much of a tease if you ask me. sexy bitchh.

I like picspams, they make sexy seater sense that way. I downloaded the movie as fast as i could so i could youtube, site and gallery it.

i kinda replyed to an old post but nevermind. im slow hahaa
pixiedreamer21[info]pixiedreamer21 on December 9th, 2007 07:19 pm (UTC)
what channel is this movie on? i really want to watch it!!!!

oh and anyone who slaps Micheal is an evil bitch who should die and rot in hell!!!!!!!!!!
elvenfrolover05: SPCA[info]elvenfrolover05 on December 9th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
On the rare occasion, this movie airs on LifetimeTV or LMN (more on the latter).
 
 

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